Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Scott Cam’s renovation quote is in the post
BLOCK SHOCK JOCK Scott Cam, the star builder from The Block, has taken a job working for PM Scott Morrison as National...
The Ferguson Report: Peter Dutton keen on the hard cell approach
DUTTON TO LAUGH ABOUT Home Affairs Minister Peter ‘Potato Dressed As’ Dutton has called for climate change protesters to be jailed “until...
The Ferguson Report: Boris Johnson’s flaming ball of Brexit
THIN END OF WEDGE WEARING A BIT THIN The thin end of the wedge has protested its overuse by conservatives. “First, co-educational...
The Ferguson Report: No spliffs or butts about India’s vaping ban
INDIA BANS VAPING IN A PUFF OF SMOKE India has banned vaping due to concern for the health of their cigarette industry....
The Ferguson Report: Trump dumps moustache over its Bolton attachment
GOVT DESPERATELY CRAVING DRUG TESTS Tasmanian senator Jacqui Lambie came alarmingly close to making sense when she said she’ll consider drug testing...
The Ferguson Report: Boris’ almighty Brexit election backflip
VAPERS E-VAPERATING Young American vapers are experiencing a surge of severe lung ailments that are breath-taking. Symptoms include coughing, vomiting and levels...
The Ferguson Report: Boris Johnson, always making with the gags
TO SAVE BRITISH PARLIAMENT BORIS CLOSES BRITISH PARLIAMENT British PM Boris ‘My Other Hairdo Is A Doily’ Johnson has protected democracy by...
The Ferguson Report: Scott Morrison’s stab at charades
AUSSIES CHEWING THE FAT A growing number of Australians are growing due to fat and sugar. A global survey conducted by a squad...
The Ferguson Report : The Pacific sinking fund
Critical talks at the Pacific Islands Forum almost belly-flopped after “fierce” clashes between PM Scott ‘It Floats!’ Morrison and Tuvalu leader Enele...
The Ferguson Report: Minister in charge of Centrelink to be replaced by robot
The Minister in charge of Centrelink, Stuart ‘Robo’ Robert is to be replaced by a ‘Robo-Minister’ (an algorithm that previously worked for the...