Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Trump the empath
TRUMP FAKES EMPATHY Amateur golfer Donald Trump used a cheat sheet with hints to appear empathetic while meeting with survivors of the deadly...
The Ferguson Report: Donald Turnbull, meet Malcolm Trump
CORPORATE TAX CUT FROM ZERO TO ZERO Alleged Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull wants a tax cut for corporations. “Donald Trump is doing...
The Ferguson Report: Barnaby Joyce is wedded to history
JOYCE PULP Barnaby Joyce says by abstaining from the vote on the same-sex marriage legislation he upheld the opinions of the nation...
The Ferguson Report: Cabinet papers leak government spitballs, scone recipes
ASIO FINDS TOP SECRET CABINET CABINETS A set of filing cabinets full of government secrets was sold at a sale of second-hand...
The Ferguson Report: Trump unsure what TPP actually stands for
TRUMP TPP TBC Amateur golfer Donald Trump paused mid-shot to declare he is open to the USA returning to the Trans Pacific...
The Ferguson Report: Cory Bernardi records his own version of classic Aussie hits
CORY BERNARDI’S LUKEWARM 100 Australian Conservative-Or-Bust leader Cory Bernardi’s ‘Hottest 100’ playlist hit a bum note. Defying musicians’ complaints, Bernardi has recorded...
The Ferguson Report: Assange raises a stink, but not about lamb ad
NEW LAMB AD IS BAAAAAAD The latest lamb ad campaign from Meat and Livestock Australia is copping a roasting. The Broadway-themed depiction of Australia’s...
The Ferguson Report: Santa Claus issues ultimatum after union dispute
SANTA CLAWS BACK THE CASH Santa Claus has demanded payment for the millions of free toys. “The days when Santa does it...
The Ferguson Report: Donald trumpets his inflation skills after tax overhaul
TRUMP TAX-NADO US President Donald Trump has unfortunately done something. His new tax laws will shrink the US company tax rate from...
The Ferguson Report: Trump proves you don’t have to be drunk to act like it
LNP MISSES WHINING ABOUT SAM DASTYARI The government admits it misses ousted senator Sam Dastyari. Stand-In Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull said: “I...