Tim Ferguson
The French connection that will save us from invasion … in 2034
TRUMP WORK ETHIC TAKES ‘EXECUTIVE TIME’ Shutdown President Donald Trump denied he spends much of his day on Twitter. He did so...
The Ferguson Report: Govt banking that you’ll lose interest in corporate crooks
ROYAL 10 PER CENT COMMISSION PLUS UNSEEN CHARGES The banking royal commission’s report has loudly landed on a whoopee cushion. The report...
The Ferguson Report: When the going gets down, doomed and Dutty, family is important
GOVT HOPING TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY The intermittent Morrison Government hopes to spend more time with loved ones who’ve forgotten...
The Ferguson Report: Fashion is so bad they need to change it all the time
FASHION SCHMASHION Controversy has rocked the Paris Couture Fashion Week Spring Summer 2020. Fashionistas glared in horror as Superstar Uma Thurman wreaked...
The Ferguson Report: The porkiness of Clive Palmer’s spam texts
UNAUSTRALIA DAY Future former PM Scott Morrison has ordered a strict dress code for Australia Day ceremonies, including banning board shorts and...
The Ferguson Report: The first rule of Far-Right Club
FAR-RIGHT CLUB Alleged Prime Minister Scott Morrison has condemned the far-right rally of desperately dateless, slack-jawed numpties. Scomofo defied the St Kilda...
The Ferguson Report: Some very queer food for thought
GENDER OFFENDER Liberal Senator Amanda Stoker has described gender identity and sexuality as “matters of personal choice”. A government spokeswoman wearing a big...
The Ferguson Report: Japanese ‘scientists’ find ingenious way to keep lab coats clean
JAPAN WINS ‘SAVE THE WHALING’ CAMPAIGN Japan will stop ‘scientific’ whaling, but will restart ‘commercial’ whaling. A blood-soaked ‘scientist’ clambered from the...
The Ferguson Report: A Broad perspective on foreign affairs
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED-ISH Part-Time US President Donald Trump has ordered the withdrawal of US forces from Syria. “We have defeated ISIS in Syria,”...
The Ferguson Report: Trump’s lawyer jailed for being Trump’s lawyer
LOST IN ADELAIDE The country town of Adelaide will be the headquarters of Australia’s first space agency. “Australia’s space industry is set...