Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Deaf he isn’t, but dumb … that’s another story
HYDROXY-CORONA-QUEENS MAKE YOU SICK A ‘Karen’, coincidentally named Karen but pronounced ‘Kah-ren’, threatened to sue workers at a hardware store for insisting...
The Ferguson Report: Sharin’ is Karen for fully-faced freedom-flaunters
TABLOID SEX ROMP OUTRAGE HOKEY POKEY [INSERT FIB HERE] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have accused some British newspapers of intrusive, inaccurate...
The Ferguson Report: QAnon-brainers give conspiracy theorists a bad name
QANON-BRAINERS Thousands of Australians are joining QAnon, the Twitter-banned fringe group that believes the coronavirus is a hoax designed to inject fluoride...
The Ferguson Report: Victoria’s patient zero is a ‘very noughty boy’
MUCH ADO ABOUT PATIENT ZERO A Melbourne man has been identified as the likely “Patient Zero” for the COVID outbreak hitting Sydney....
The Ferguson Report: Kanye believe it? US could have a second joker-in-chief
KANYE BELIEVE IT? US rapbag, Kanye West has announced he will run for US president in November. But is America ready for...
The Ferguson Report: Visit Melbourne … on second thought, don’t
AUSTRALIA’S MOST LIVEABLE CITY COULD KILL YOU The city of Melbourne proudly boasts its status as the “World’s Most Liveable City”, awarded...
The Ferguson Report: COVID protesters get on the bong side of the law
BONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS Liberal MP Tim Smith, says Victoria’s COVID-19 spike is likely down to street marchers “getting on the...
The Ferguson Report: Panic spreads from rort to branch
LABOR PARTY STACKED BRANCHES TO BURN THEIR BRIDGES Explosive allegations of branch-stacking in the ALP have sparked panic among Labor Party stalwarts...
The Ferguson Report takes the pith out of Orange Man
TRUMP CLAIMS ‘ANTIFA’ ACTIVE SINCE 1939 US President Donald ‘Orange You Glad I’m POTUS?’ Trump has accused the anti-fascist Antifa movement of...
The Ferguson Report: Robodebt’s latest fine mess
GOVT DEFENDS ROBODEBT AS ‘BARELY LEGAL’ The wig–wearing hoons of the High Court have ruled robodebt repo-marauding illegal. However, Attorney General Christian...