Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: The layabout lobby flexes someone else’s political muscle
He ain’t heavy, he’s my leaner Caretaker/janitor PM Scott ‘Not Drowning, Happy-Clapping’ Morrison has announced a fair go for all Australians “who...
The Ferguson Report: He ain’t heavy, he’s a fluoride-riddled vegan moonbeam
VEGANS EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN USUAL Vegans blocked streets in Melbourne and mentioned they are vegan. Police removed them with ease, due...
The Ferguson Report: Politicians drool when activists turn the other cheek
Fake nudes On Monday, members of climate change action group Extinction Rebellion stripped naked in the UK House of Commons. One man...
The Ferguson Report: One Nation should come with a trigger warning
ONE NATION SHOOTS ITSELF IN THE FOOT-IN-MOUTH Pauline Hanson’s right-hand pinky, James Ashby, has been caught ‘on the sauce’ and on tape...
The Ferguson Report: Vegans weep for the egg that hit Anning
VEGANS PROTEST ANNING EGGING Vegans are up in artichokes over the recent egging of Senator Fraser Anning. Anning, who is hugely popular...
The Ferguson Report: Brexit legs it and wrecks it
No-deal saves Brexit suicide plan from accidental death Theresa ‘Mayday! Mayday!’ May has suffered an inevitable, yet predictable, loss of her Brexit...
The Ferguson Report: Innocuous inoculations inspire incoherent inanities
GOVERNMENT’S DARWIN AWARDS TO DIE FOR Federal government ministers are winning Darwin Awards for selecting themselves for extinction without anyone’s help. Christopher...
The Ferguson Report: Trump’s fixer has ’em Cohen batty
COHEN, COHEN, GONE Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen claims he is telling the truth about the lies he told before,...
The Ferguson Report: ISIS miffed that Trump rates Alec Baldwin a bigger threat
Trump calls Alec Baldwin ‘Enemy of the People’ outraging actual Enemy of the People US President-Between-Meals Donald Trump has accused comedy show...
The French connection that will save us from invasion … in 2034
TRUMP WORK ETHIC TAKES ‘EXECUTIVE TIME’ Shutdown President Donald Trump denied he spends much of his day on Twitter. He did so...