Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: PM wrestles with very cross benchers and revolting backbenchers
AGENDA BENDERS Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing backbench revolts from ultra-conservatives and ultra-moderates. Moderate rebels have demanded Morrison address the religious...
The Ferguson Report: Protesters should hang together if they want a real necktie party
MOB DROOL An angry flock of right-winged protesters went to storm the Victorian Parliament House but it just turned out to be...
The Ferguson Report: That clip of Scott Morrison being frank and truthful, it’s an obvious fake
DEEP FAKE PHOTO OF SCOTT MORRISON LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SCOTT MORRISON ‘Deepfake’ is a rapidly advancing technology capable of faking videos of...
The Ferguson Report: Senator Nobody’s unknown legion of know-nothings
AUSTRALIA’S MOST POPULAR POLITICIAN NOBODY’S HEARD OF Nobody has heard of anti-facts Liberal senator Gerard Rennick, but he’s the most popular politician...
The Ferguson Report: French are cursing out the PM in the Australian Way
FRENCH PREZ NUKES MORRISON French President Emmanuel Macron has told Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison he has broken the trust between their...
The Ferguson Report: Scientist declares that global warming is caused by awards ceremonies
TOTALITARIAN TYRANNY POSTPONED DUE TO GOOD WEATHER Anti-factsers expected lockdowns would turn Australia into a totalitarian regime, Reich it or not. A...
The Ferguson Report: Shock at News Corp’s crazy claim global warming is a thing!
News Corp newspapers have suddenly claimed the globe is warming due to – wait for it – human activity. The world’s biggest...
The Ferguson Report: America saves Australia from Australians following Americans
Anti-vaxxed New Yorkers have marched demanding freedom for Australia. The protesters offered a solution to Australia’s COVID woes – “A Big Apple...
Tim Ferguson: Coal, climate and the five other most frightening words in the English language
NET ZERO + NET ZERO = BUSINESS AS USUAL The five most frightening words in the English language, ‘Acting Prime Minister Barnaby...
The Ferguson Report: Demanding free dumb, as soon as we get over this strange cough
MELBOURNE PROTESTERS DEMAND FREE DUMB Melbourne’s CBD has been repeatedly swarmed by white male alt-wrong neo-Nutsies. Hordes of galooting oblong-heads occupied Melbourne’s...