Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Spokeswoman admits to PM knowing nothing about knowing nothing
MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT FOR SORE EYES Married at First Sight has been televised at first sight. Again. In a last gasp attempt...
The Ferguson Report: Facebook reclassifies Australians as the missing link
AUSTRALIA OFF ITS FACEBOOK Australia is now in a state of war with the world’s most powerful nation, Facebook. Facebook has banned...
The Ferguson Report: QAnon shaman apologises for Capitol riot fashion crime
TRUMP MORE INNOCENT THAN ANY RIOT INCITER EVER US Members of Congress have argued for the impeachment of Donald Trump using videos,...
The Ferguson Report: Putin would know exactly what to do with Craig Kelly
COVID CURED BY INJECTING CRAIG KELLY INTO BLOODSTREAM Doctors claim rebel MP Craig Kelly has thankfully avoided COVID, due to hydroxychloroquine floor...
The Ferguson Report: Google threatens to delete Australia
HOLLYWOOD REMAKES INCLUDE ACTORS WHO ARE ‘DIVERSE’ BUT ‘ABLE-BODIED’ Despite the success of ‘inclusive’ all-female versions of Ghostbusters, Ocean’s 8 and a...
The Ferguson Report: After Trump, US reverts to normal levels of crazy
LAND OF THE RISING BLOOD PRESSURE Since the inauguration of new/old US President Joe Biden, America is returning to its normal state...
The Ferguson Report: No Oscar for this acting PM
ACTING PRIME MINISTER CAUGHT ACTING LIKE A PRIME MINISTER While PM Scott Morrison holidays in an undisclosed Hawaii, acting Prime Minister Michael...
The Ferguson Report: Sorry, Santa, it’ll be Christmas in the quarantine clink for you
CHRISTMAS DELAYED AS SANTA HELD IN QUARANTINE Home Alone Minister Peter Dutton has announced Santa Claus will be held in quarantine for...
The Ferguson Report: ‘Essential non-workers’ hail new JobLoser program
TRUMP ENJOYS A DAY NOT HEARING ABOUT TRUMP US President Donald Trump has enjoyed a day with no media about Donald Trump....
The Ferguson Report: Big Pharma’s Rx opioid gobblers are wrecks indeed
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPIOID Accused of federal criminal charges related to America’s opioid crisis, Big Pharma behemoth Purdue Pharma pled guilty....