Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report : The Pacific sinking fund
Critical talks at the Pacific Islands Forum almost belly-flopped after “fierce” clashes between PM Scott ‘It Floats!’ Morrison and Tuvalu leader Enele...
The Ferguson Report: Minister in charge of Centrelink to be replaced by robot
The Minister in charge of Centrelink, Stuart ‘Robo’ Robert is to be replaced by a ‘Robo-Minister’ (an algorithm that previously worked for the...
The Ferguson Report: Mop-top Boris gets a byelection haircut
BORIS BY-ELECTION COULD FORCE A BYE-BYE-ELECTION British PM Boris ‘Take A Look At My’ Johnson has lost his first byelection as leader,...
The Ferguson Report: The 100th edition of Fake News You Can Trust
The New Daily is proud to present (drum roll, please) … … the 100th Edition of The Ferguson Report: Fake News You Can...
The Ferguson Report: Uluru is the latest case of ‘climb it’ change
TRUMP SEARCHES FOR RACIST BONE Donald Trump, Grand Wizard of the United States, has told four US Democrat congresswomen to “Go back...
The Ferguson Report: Barnaby puts in a good word for climate change
BARNABY SKATING ON THIN ICE AGE Barnaby ‘Stewing In His Own’ Joyce has hit back at the climate change ratbags known as...
The Ferguson Report: Ivanka, Daddy’s little shadow
US President Donald Trump has taken his daughter Ivanka to Bring Your Daughter To Demilitarised Zone Day. Ivanka joined Trump and North...
The Ferguson Report: Trump hears a far off, distant squeak
PM ASKS TRUMP TO ACT IN GLOBAL INTEREST & OTHER JOKES PM Scott “The Whole World In His Handbasket” Morrison has vowed...
The Ferguson Report: Vexed Rex wrecks tax axe
BETTER THAN REX Your $1080 tax cut is being locked up because Rex Patrick MP knows how to blow it better than...
The Ferguson Report: Maim of Drones is sure to be the next smash hit
UBER UBER ALLES Winner of the ‘What Could Go Wrong?’ Award for 2019 is Uber Air. Uber plans to trial an aerial...