Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Trump rises from the dark depths of his drawers
FACEBOOK BANS TRUMP’S ANTIFACTERIAL FACE-BLURTS Former United States President/golfer Donald Trump has defied his Facebook ban with his new blog, “From The...
The Ferguson Report: Entertainment banned from this year’s Oscars
AUSTRALIA DECLARES WAR ON PEACETIME Home Affairs secretary Mike ‘Doof Doof’ Pezzullo claims Australia can’t avoid “the drums of war”. Even more...
The Ferguson Report: Entering Byron Bay! Empty your mind thoughtfully
BYRON BAY CAUGHT DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCERS Byron Bay residents are protesting against Byron Baes, a new reality TV series at risk...
The Ferguson Report: Governor-General denies twerking hard for his money
PM PASSES THE CLUSTERBUCK PM Scott Morrison has blamed the States for blaming the Media for blaming You for blaming Scott Morrison....
The Ferguson Report: Chris Lilley offers Andrew Laming empathy training
LAUGH & THE WORLD TUT-TUTS WITH YOU Comedian Chris Lilley is reviving his comic character, bratty schoolgirl Ja’mie King, despite woke guidelines...
The Ferguson Report: PM gives Andrew Laming empathy training wheels
THE LAMING OF THE STEW The Morrison government is majorly avoiding minority government by nobbling itself with disgraced lame duckface, Andrew Laming...
The Ferguson Report: Marching to the madhouse with a left, right, left
EXTREME LEFT WING & EXTREME RIGHT WING MEET IN THE MIDDLE TO FORM A BIRD-BRAIN When it comes to antivax, there has...
The Ferguson Report: Wrestlemania, eat your heart out. Pugilist pollies have you beat
VEGAN PROTEIN A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE As predicted by Nostradamus, a new vegan food trend is going viral. The new food...
The Ferguson Report: Harry and Meghan were quick to seize the Oprah-tunity
MEGHAN & HARRY STAR IN SOAP OPRAH Meghan Markle and some guy called Harry who used to be someone have appeared in...
The Ferguson Report: Grammar Nazis must be brought to a full stop
JOE BIDEN TO ‘MAKE AMERICA GROVEL AGAIN’ US President Joe Biden has declared to the world, “America is back!” Unfortunately, America is...