Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Stormy’s tryst and shout memories of mushrooming
Porn star Stormy Daniels is due to release a memoir in which she claims she was “annoyed” that she found herself having...
The Ferguson Report: ScoMo’s crew gets down and dirty
HIP HOP OOPS Scott Morrison has apologised for tweeting a clip with the Hip Hop song, Be Faithful by Fatman Scoop. A...
The Ferguson Report: The economic forecast goes from dismal to Dutton
THAT’LL DO, TWEETNIKS, THAT’LL DO Russian leader Vladimir Putin-On-The-Ritz has ordered his hackers to leave Australia alone. “Who needs hacking?” said a...
The Ferguson Report: Peter Dutton’s maid-to-order immigration policies
DUTTON GROWS AU PAIR Fatherland Minister Peter Dutton-To-Do-With-Me has denied that granting two visas for his mates’ au pairs is a conflict...
The Ferguson Report: Malcolm Turnbulb’s bright light runs out of energy
TURNBULLDUST Former Hobbyist PM Malcolm Turnbull has popped the Cristal champagne on his time teetering at the top of what was wistfully...
The Ferguson Report: Trump’s latest mongrel moments
TRUMP NEW LOW RUINED BY NEWER, LOWER LOW Commander-In-Beef Donald Trump is reeling from a comment he is making right now. As...
The Ferguson Report: Barnaby Joyce releases new memoir
CLIVE FACE-PALMER Former federal MP Clive ‘Banana’ Palmer is funding hundreds of billboards around Australia with the slogan ‘Make Australia Great’. A...
The Ferguson Report: They’re Russian to ‘fess up on Facebook
FAKEBOOK Facebook is banning Russian election meddlers with “inauthentic accounts”. Shockingly, over a billion “inauthentic” accounts are now at risk of being...
The Ferguson Report: Nine times nothing equals…
UNWATCHED MEDIA BUYS UNREAD MEDIA Nine has bought Fairfax. A spokeswoman said: “Journalists complain the sale destroys media diversity. Thankfully, they don’t...
The Ferguson Report: From Brexit to Bremain
BREXIT STAGE RIGHT Former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has demanded PM Theresa May “save Brexit” from becoming a practical solution to Britain’s...