Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Maim of Drones is sure to be the next smash hit
UBER UBER ALLES Winner of the ‘What Could Go Wrong?’ Award for 2019 is Uber Air. Uber plans to trial an aerial...
The Ferguson Report: A healthy serve of fission chips
NATS GO NUKE Some Government MPs (surprisingly from Queensland) want parliament to consider the feasibility of nuclear power in Australia. Keith Pitt...
The Ferguson Report: Boris Johnson emerges as the Tories’ hair apparent
Boris bulldust busted Boris Johnson, the blonde Brexi-Tory, has made his bed-hair, now he must lie his way out of it. Boris...
The Ferguson Report: Newspoll adjusts its ‘margin of error’ to 99 per cent
NEWSPOLL KICKED IN THE STATISTICALS After predicting a Labor victory for the last three years, Newspoll’s credibility is so low it’s becoming...
The Ferguson Report: Maybe they should have all worn burqas
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION The election campaign is all over bar the screaming and bedwetting. In a masterful tactic by Scott ‘Scomoverthecorpses’ Morrison, the...
The Ferguson Report: The Coalition becomes a party of one
Prime Minister Scott ‘I’m not Bill Shorten’ Morrison is the only man in the government seen running for election. A Liberal campaign...
The Ferguson Report: Morrison’s preference is not to know Clive
SHORTEN REFUSES TO EAT PALMERGIANA Renewable Labor leader Bill ‘Don’t Ask Me What It Costs’ Shorten has denied offering billionaire Clive ‘No...
The Ferguson Report: PM hopes Clive can put some fat on his vote tally
PM GETS INTO BED WITH CLIVE [NO PICTURES] The Labor and Liberal parties were willing to move mountains to secure a preference...
The Ferguson Report: The layabout lobby flexes someone else’s political muscle
He ain’t heavy, he’s my leaner Caretaker/janitor PM Scott ‘Not Drowning, Happy-Clapping’ Morrison has announced a fair go for all Australians “who...
The Ferguson Report: He ain’t heavy, he’s a fluoride-riddled vegan moonbeam
VEGANS EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN USUAL Vegans blocked streets in Melbourne and mentioned they are vegan. Police removed them with ease, due...