Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: The psychic Donald Trump should have listened to
PSYCHIC SAW HER INABILITY TO SEE IT COMING “I predicted my predictions would be wrong and I was right,” said a psychic...
The Ferguson Report: Politicians demand more bang for their bonk
GOVT IN THE BONK BIN A Four Corners exposé has exposed politicians exposing themselves to exploitation. Other politicians have been caught on...
The Ferguson Report: They call it ‘dope’ for a very good reason
CANNABUSTED! NSW Drug and Firearms Squad detectives have seized $5.5 million worth of cannabis, ending Australia’s marijuana market forever. Authorities have spent...
The Ferguson Report: Even Victorians should feel sorry for US voters
IF TRUMP WINS, AMERICA WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY America claims that if US President Donald Trump wins the election, it will escape...
The Ferguson Report: Unleash the chihuahuas to take bite out of slime
LONDON MAN-FLU PANDEMIC London’s anti-lockdown protestors have marched dismissing the COVID virus as nothing more than “Man-Flu”. But Man-Flu is a mysterious,...
The Ferguson Report: Donald Trump makes anarchists seem organised
KEVIN, OH HEAVEN Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has written a petition demanding a royal commission into Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. So...
The Ferguson Report: Australia orders immigrants to talk proper
GOVT ORDERS IMMIGRANTS TO TALK PROPER People applying for a partner visa in Australia must complete 500 hours of English classes, unlike...
The Ferguson Report: Can the virus survive close contact with Trump?
HIPPIES FINED FOR HERD IN NUDITY NSW Police fined people for breaching coronavirus rules at a nudist beach. The cops were called...
The Ferguson Report: Happy chemtrails – and don’t get the vapours over vaping
HAPPY CHEMTRAILS Since the start of the pandemic, planes have stopped flying, so they’re not dropping ‘chemtrails’, drugged vapour that numbs the...
The Ferguson Report: Trump takes a wild jab at COVID vaccine scheduling
VACCINE REFUSES TO HAVE VACCINE US President Donald Trump claims a coronavirus vaccine could be three or four weeks away. He is...