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What we can learn from the Stoccos

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You really have to hand it to those Stoccos.

Sure, they’ve (allegedly) taken some shots at police near Wagga Wagga and have been arrested over for a string of alleged offences, including attempted murder, but these two have redefined the possibilities of father-son relationships.

It seems as though the Stoccos, father Gino and son Mark, have spent much of the past 12 years in each other’s pockets.

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Whether they were performing burglaries, cruising on yachts, working as farmhands or serving in the clink – this is a relationship that knows how to go the distance.

One wonders what these two talked about on those quiet nights out at Canowindra, Coolatai or, more recently, Yea, after the can of Heinz beans had been devoured and they were onto a mug of billy tea.

Gino and Mark's philosophical camp fire discussions can stretch on for years. Photo: Shutterstock
Gino and Mark’s philosophical camp fire discussions can stretch on for hours. Photo: Shutterstock

Gino: Ahhh… The starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Mark: I didn’t know you were a Nick Cave fan, dad.

Gino: Kant. Immanuel Kant. He’s a German philosopher.

Mark: Is your moral law starting to think we should turn ourselves in?

Gino: Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.

Mark: Do we have any more beans?

I love my dad dearly, but I’m not sure how we’d go on the run for a couple of hours after we’d exhausted all our football conversation.

We might stray into films, then books, but after that we’d be pretty much cooked.

Perhaps the Stoccos even discussed their feelings in all that time on the road (click the red dots on the graphic below for details of their escapades).

Special credit must go to Mark.

At 35, obviously not tied down, Mark’s love of spending time with his dad really is something to behold.

Faced with the prospect of five years in a maximum security facility or camping out in the bush with my old man for the rest of my days, I’m taking the jail time.

That isn’t purely because I fear I’d have nothing to talk about with my dad – it’s also because I don’t like sun, or flies, or any kind of physical hardship.

The white Landcruiser ute the Stoccos are believed to be using. Photo: AAP
The white Landcruiser ute the Stoccos are believed to be using. Photo: AAP

Modern living can take a toll on family, so these two really do deserve some kind of award for keeping it together.

Young Mark is a veritable sponge – soaking up dad’s lessons on minor auto repairs.

He’s covered things like jump starting, changing number plates and making minor alterations to a vehicle’s appearance.

Gino is a master economist – teaching Mark how to really stretch a dollar in the local supermarket.

Even police are impressed by the duo – Wagga Wagga superintendent Bob Noble hailing their “level of organisation”.

“These are obviously fairly resourceful individuals,” superintendent Noble said.

“They work in a team, obviously. There’s a high trust model. ”

Again, this is revolutionary behaviour.

In most father-son combinations I know, the mere matter of who gets to hold the barbecue tongs is recipe for a slanging match.

So, well done Stoccos.

Now, it’s time to serve your penance (if it’s deemed you need to) and share with us your gifts on building more meaningful father-son relationships.

We need you.

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