New research explains why people smile in such a cringe-worthy fashion when walking their dogs.
It’s not by way of apology or embarrassment for carrying around a green plastic bag full of poop. Nor is it them wanting you to love their darling Boofy or Bonzo.
It seems to be a matter of … jealousy.
A puppy popularity poll
According to a US poll of 2000 dog owners, 66 percent of pet owners believe their dog has a “better social life” than they do. More than half say their pet has “more friends”.
And while 85 per cent were concerned that their pets didn’t get enough socialisation with other pups during quarantine, somehow the dogs, on average, made three new furry friends during lockdown.
Dogs scored even better with people, apparently making four new human friends in the past year – and they can maybe thank Zoom and FaceTime for that.
Dogs go digital
Conducted by OnePoll, on behalf of dog food company ACANA Wholesome Grains, the research found that 63 per cent of people believe their pet is the “uncontested star” of any Zoom call on which they make an appearance.
Cute, right? Maybe. But not so great for the ego.
Nearly six out of 10 owners said their friends and family were “more excited” to see the damn dog during video calls than the human participants.
On the other hand, more than half of the owners said they were “more excited to see a friend’s pet on a video call than their actual friend”.
Other findings include:
- More than half of the polled owners said they had played “matchmaker” for their pet at the local park
- About six in 10 believe their dog to be in love with another dog in the neighbourhood
- About seven in 10 say it’s important for families to eat meals together, and to “try to eat dinner around the same time their dog does every night”.
Maybe dog people are just … a little off the leash. A 2019 survey found that a third of pet owners preferred the family dog to their own children.