A comedian’s 10-page gay erotic novel about Donald Trump and a bell boy from Michigan has become an Internet sensation.
“I’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire Donald Trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow I swear to god,” Elijah Daniel posted to his 95,000 Twitter followers on January 20.
Daniel surveyed his followers on who would be the controversial Republican’s love interest.
Fans were given the options of “drunk in a casino”, “a helicopter pilot” and “homeless LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual) in LA”, but settled on option of “bell boy”.
To the surprise of his followers, the comedian followed through on his promise to finish the book in just one night, all while live-Tweeting the process.
“I’m cringing while I write… like this is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever written I called Donald’s breasts supple in this book,” posted Daniel as he worked through the night.
The end result, titled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, details the journey of a bell boy new to New York city, who works in Trump tower.
The bell boy, who cannot resist the middle-aged politician, delivers such descriptions as “there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair”.
In another passage, Trump’s fake tan and hair are made fun of.
“He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest.”
Daniel also compared Trump’s bottom to a stack of pancakes, before apologising to his readers for ruining pancakes forever.
The book has shot to the top of Amazon’s gay erotica chart and humorous erotica chart, and is fourth on its Kindle erotica chart.
i’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) January 21, 2016