Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: The year of disposing of your personal responsibility responsibly
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A SUPER-SPREADER WHEN … – You are the last super-spreader in your family – Your Tinder profile says you...
The Ferguson Report: ICAC kangaroo court can’t stop kangaroo crimes
The Prime Minister has labelled the NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption a “kangaroo court”. He came hopping mad into a press conference....
The Ferguson Report: Christensen copies Mel Gibson until he’s blue in the face
CANNABINOIDS CURE EVERYTHING BUT MEDICAL OVERREACHING Cannabinoids (CBDs) have been celebrated as the cure for everything and also everything else. An enthusiast...
The Ferguson Report: NDIS left on deck as AUKUS submarines crash dive
Due to the “budget catastrophe we had to have”, the federal government is now forced to choose between the National Disability Insurance...
The Ferguson Report: PM wrestles with very cross benchers and revolting backbenchers
AGENDA BENDERS Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing backbench revolts from ultra-conservatives and ultra-moderates. Moderate rebels have demanded Morrison address the religious...
The Ferguson Report: Protesters should hang together if they want a real necktie party
MOB DROOL An angry flock of right-winged protesters went to storm the Victorian Parliament House but it just turned out to be...
The Ferguson Report: That clip of Scott Morrison being frank and truthful, it’s an obvious fake
DEEP FAKE PHOTO OF SCOTT MORRISON LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SCOTT MORRISON ‘Deepfake’ is a rapidly advancing technology capable of faking videos of...
The Ferguson Report: Senator Nobody’s unknown legion of know-nothings
AUSTRALIA’S MOST POPULAR POLITICIAN NOBODY’S HEARD OF Nobody has heard of anti-facts Liberal senator Gerard Rennick, but he’s the most popular politician...
The Ferguson Report: French are cursing out the PM in the Australian Way
FRENCH PREZ NUKES MORRISON French President Emmanuel Macron has told Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison he has broken the trust between their...
The Ferguson Report: Scientist declares that global warming is caused by awards ceremonies
TOTALITARIAN TYRANNY POSTPONED DUE TO GOOD WEATHER Anti-factsers expected lockdowns would turn Australia into a totalitarian regime, Reich it or not. A...