The Ferguson Report: Generations X, Y and Z won’t avoid the D-generation of growing old
GEN-Z THINKS MULLET CUTS ARE THEIR IDEA Millennials are reeling in shock, surprise and more shock after being described by Generation Z...
The Ferguson Report: Entertainment banned from this year’s Oscars
AUSTRALIA DECLARES WAR ON PEACETIME Home Affairs secretary Mike ‘Doof Doof’ Pezzullo claims Australia can’t avoid “the drums of war”. Even more...
The Ferguson Report: Chris Lilley offers Andrew Laming empathy training
LAUGH & THE WORLD TUT-TUTS WITH YOU Comedian Chris Lilley is reviving his comic character, bratty schoolgirl Ja’mie King, despite woke guidelines...
The Ferguson Report: We’d all better mind that mindless mindfulness
WHO’S WHO? US President Donald Trump’s claim the World Health Organisation has “failed in its basic duty and must be held accountable”...
The Ferguson Report: Bishop becomes a pawn of the COVidiots
ANTI-FACTS ARE BECOMING INFECTIOUS An anti-vaccination activist has declared the coronavirus is an endangered species that deserves to live. Climate sceptics claim...
The Ferguson Report: Vexed Rex wrecks tax axe
BETTER THAN REX Your $1080 tax cut is being locked up because Rex Patrick MP knows how to blow it better than...
The Ferguson Report: The Coalition becomes a party of one
Prime Minister Scott ‘I’m not Bill Shorten’ Morrison is the only man in the government seen running for election. A Liberal campaign...
The Ferguson Report: Morrison’s preference is not to know Clive
SHORTEN REFUSES TO EAT PALMERGIANA Renewable Labor leader Bill ‘Don’t Ask Me What It Costs’ Shorten has denied offering billionaire Clive ‘No...
The Ferguson Report: A Broad perspective on foreign affairs
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED-ISH Part-Time US President Donald Trump has ordered the withdrawal of US forces from Syria. “We have defeated ISIS in Syria,”...
The Ferguson Report: What were those coaches thinking?
RESCUERS OF THAI CAVE BOYS COULDN’T SAVE SOCCEROOS Australia held its breath in anguish for the trapped Thai boys and the World...