Garry Linnell
Garry Linnell: No amount of toilet paper can wipe up the mess caused by coronavirus self-interest
Albert Einstein liked to say there are only two things that are infinite – the universe and human stupidity. He just wasn’t...
Garry Linnell: Home truths required to get Millennials out of the comfort zone
Be careful, people. There is a virus sweeping the world and chances are it has already infected your home. Close friends of...
Garry Linnell: All credit card, no sense, if you support this government cash crackdown
They were wearing dark clothes and sunglasses when they walked into our home with a canvas bag containing more than $15,000 in...
Garry Linnell: Wage theft excuses don’t pass the pub test
The Court of Public Opinion is now in session. Would the defendants please rise. In the matter of The People versus Companies...
Garry Linnell: Our universities are run by slow learners and the coronavirus proves it
We tell our children an awful lot of lies. It starts soon after their birth when we fib to them about tooth...
Garry Linnell: Australia needs Elon Musk now more than ever
The Grim Reaper assumes many forms. Last week he tried to take my life by disguising himself as a short, stupid Australian...
Garry Linnell has no sympathy for Mark Zuckerberg when trolls go unpunished
Poor thing. The man who rules the world is feeling uncomfortable. As one of the most powerful men on the planet –...
Garry Linnell: It’s a long way to the top, now these rockers are way over the hill
They told us they hoped to die before they got old. They said it was better to die on your feet than...
Garry Linnell: Australia should bring back the death penalty
His face was so hideous it could only have been forged in Hell. But it was somehow appropriate. Robert Howard’s job was...
Garry Linnell: Why Harry and Meghan’s split should be a wake-up call for Australia
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were quitting their official roles with the royal family and moving overseas. There was horror! With the...