At last year’s Golden Globe Awards, comedian Tina Fey quipped: “And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Scandalous, sure, but it turns out Fey wasn’t far off the mark in her appraisal of the actor’s dating history.

With reports the longtime bachelor has finally popped the question to model Kelly Rohrbach, it seems like the perfect time to recap the 40-year-old’s supermodel-laden love life.

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Not only is it a fairly predictable list, it’s a long one – the suggested search term on Google is not simply “Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriend” but rather “Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriend 2015”, indicating his tendency towards short-lived romances.

There’s also a number of shared qualities tying together the women in Leo’s life.

They’re all models or actresses with major contracts with swimwear, underwear or make-up companies.

They’re all blonde, tall, slender and beautiful.

They all get to spend quality time with DiCaprio bike riding around New York City or taking their designated one exotic vacation per romantic stint.

And they have a median age of 22. The eldest thus far is Rohrbach, who comes in at a positively decrepit 25.

Here’s a short history of Leonardo DiCaprio’s love life, from one blonde to another.

Gisele Bundchen

Age: 20 at the time of their relationship, 35 today

Profession: Model

Dated: From 2000 to 2005

Modelling contract: Victoria’s Secret

Activity of choice: Attending Lakers games

Holiday: Hawaii

Bar Refaeli

Age: 20 at the time of their relationship, 30 today

Profession: Model

Dated: From 2005 to 2009

Modelling contract: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Activity of choice: Attending Lakers games

Holiday: A 2007 trip to Israel, Refaeli’s home country, to meet with the Israeli president

Erin Heatherton

Age: 22 at the time of the relationship, 26 today

Profession: Model

Dated: From 2011 to 2012

Modelling contract: Victoria’s Secret

Activity of choice: Bike riding

Holiday: Mexico in 2012 with DiCaprio’s mother

Blake Lively

Age: 24 at the time of their relationship, 28 today

Profession: Actress

Dated: For five months in 2011

Modelling contract: L’Oreal

Activity of choice: Bike riding/lying around on yachts

Holiday: Portofino, Italy, on DiCaprio’s yacht in 2011

Toni Garrn

Age: 21 at the time of their relationship, 23 today

Profession: Model

Dated: From mid 2013 to 2014

Modelling contract: Victoria’s Secret

Activity of choice: Bike riding

Holiday: Bora Bora in 2014

Kelly Rohrbach

Age: 25

Profession: Model and actress

Dated: From June 2015 to present

Modelling contract: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Activity of choice: Bike riding, watching the tennis

Holiday: The French riviera on DiCaprio’s yacht in July this year

And the next in line…

Should DiCaprio’s relationship with Rohrbach not make it all the way to the altar, it’s pretty clear where he’s headed next.

At the age of 20, with both Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret contracts, a penchant for outdoor activities like horse riding and bike riding, and long, blonde hair, model Gigi Hadid fits the bill.

Watch this space.