American radio host Howard Stern has given an insider’s take on the highly secretive surprise marriage ceremony of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.

Stern gave a speech and knew about the ceremony in advance, unlike other guests who thought they were attending Theroux’s birthday party, he said on his radio show.

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Howard Stern wasn’t happy with the small seats and the mobile phone ban. Photo: Getty

Rather than focus on the couple who’d just wed, Stern spent the speech “whining” on how “miserable” he was, thanks to awkward seats and a no–cell-mobile policy.

“They had these little tiny chairs … like poufs, like little pillow poufs,” Stern said. “I’m a grown man!”

“I don’t want to take a picture of you two [the couple]! I really don’t. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f*** outta here!’”

Stern also spoke about his friendship with Theroux, according to Vanity Fair.

“I’m very friendly with Justin,” Stern explained. “I like him very much … I really admire him.”

“I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I’d be very pleased.

“Except for the shitty tattoos, because he’s got some f****** weird ones … And except for the fact that I gave him a journal to draw in and he draws pictures of dead zombie babies with blood dripping out their head on almost every page. I said, ‘Those two things might disturb me.’”

However Stern did give some concessions as to why he was so irritable at the secret wedding in Bel Air.

“I had such a bad attitude,” the radio host added. “I was wrecked … When I went to their wedding, I felt like … death.”

Stern also spoke about how he made a new friend in actor Orlando Bloom and also that Jimmy Kimmel served as the wedding’s civil minister.